I’m taking a bit of time off this week to celebrate British Cheese Week.
You should, too. Do it for brie.
In the meantime, here are a few photos from yesterday’s trip to the West Midland Safari Park
The giraffe wanted more food. We didn't have any more food. He looked at us with disdain and then pushed another giraffe into the next car.
Nilgai was like 'what's up, guys? Why's this dude not paying attention to me?' (Because one of the people in our car didn't want any more head shots so was like 'Nilgai! Back the fuck up!'
It's always the crocodile with the funky jaw who wants to chat you up in a Safari Park. The normal one was sleeping in a corner, like a fucking V.I.Crocodile.